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As of today, the Discordian Order of the Shattered Palisade and Other Omnifarious Pretentiousness formally acknowledges the Great Mighty Poo from Conker's Bad Fur Day as a Saint. Congratulations to St. Great Mighty Poo, hail Eris, and glory to Discordia.