This official DOSPOOP website has recently joined the 512kb Club, with our homepage clocking in at a whopping 60KB. This should hopefully prove to all you goobers out there that we have absolutely nothing worth saying or listening to. After all, the bare minimum required by the true arbiters of truth, Daily Mail, is 16.3MB. If we had anything of substance at all to share, surely we couldn't pull it off on such a paltry data budget.
If you have a website of your own, consider joining the 512kb Club yourself to prove to the world how worthless your site is compared to the likes of BuzzBookFeedr.